Note to wide receiver Arland Bruce of the Canadian Football League:
1. Touchdown celebrations should be fun… but more importantly, timely
2. If you are going to take forever to get the celebration going, the celebration should last more than 2 seconds
Celebrations are all about expectations: you effectively had everyone wait 45 seconds to see you pull out a spiderman mask and struggle to put it on your inflated I-wish-I-was-Ocho-Cinco head… and then let down the stadium with the pathetic unveiling of your red mask
Go watch Joe Horn. Chad Johnson. Terrell Owens. Any Given Sunday. Or others to learn what a real TD dance is.
Tags: Arland Bruce, Chad Johnson, Joe Horn, Terrell Ownes



