If you had to take a guess how much the Hulkster has saved up for his nest egg since the 80s, what would that guess be? An impromptu survey of whoever was on my buddy list at the moment averaged out to $90M (okay, the sample size was 4 dudes), but nonetheless nobody guessed as low as $32M.
According to affidavits filed for their impending divorce Hulk & his wife are squabbling at his net worth, which he estimates at $32M and she guesses around $26.7M. Why she came in lower is any man’s guess, but Hulk is also paying up $38,000 a month in legal & accounting fees and $100 a month for clothing. The future ex-wife spends about $14,000 a month on jewelry, vacations, and grooming.
You’d think he could milk his recent fame with MTV to sell Hogan do-rags, or invent the skullet hat or something. Hopefully he doesn’t get eaten alive by his divorce and civil lawsuits, or we may see him wrestling in his 70s. And he’d be wearing one t-shirt we do NOT want to see torn open.
Hulk Hogan checks for Brooke’s wallet
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