When it comes to naming kids, celebrities can really think up some random words to brand their babies for the rest of their lives. Sometimes the poor kid comes off lucky with just a bad misspelling of a sweet sounding word (Alcamy Henriksen), but others feel the brunt of horrible word plays (Zowie Bowie), geeky parents (Kal-El Cage), and in some cases pure randomness pulled out of the dictionary (Diva Thin Muffin Zappa). We have compiled the ultimate list of bad celebrity baby names. Read and de thankful your parents are not Frank Zappa or Paula Yates.

Baby - Parent
1. Elijah Patricius Bob Guggi Q - Bono
2. Memphis Eve - Bono
3. Jermajesty - Jermaine Jackson
4. Jazz Domino - Joe Strummer
5. Tu Morrow - Rob Morrow. Bet your bottom dollar she’ll be made fun of!
6. Moxie CrimeFighter - Penn Jillette
7. Zolten - Penn Jillette. Named after Dracula’s dog.
8. Moon Unit - Frank Zappa
9. Diva Thin Muffin - Frank Zappa
10. Dweezil - Frank Zappa
11. Ahmet Emuuka Rodan - Frank Zappa
12. Audio Science - Shannyn Sossamo
13. Blue Angel - David Evans aka The Edge from U2
14. Rocket Rodriguez - Robert Rodriguez
15. Racer - Robert Rogriguez
16. Rebel - Robert Rogriguez
17. Rogue - Robert Rogriguez. The last Rodriguez sibling, Rhiannon, at least sounds like a name. I suppose Ringer and Rampage were taken.
18. Prince Michael I & II - Michael Jackson. Not a bad name itself, but MJ used it twice!
19. George Foreman II-VI, Georgia, & Georgetta - George Foreman. All on one line because they’re the same name. I bet his other 3 kids feel left out.
20. Ocean - Forest Whitaker. If Forest begat Ocean, I’m thinking the grandchild will be named Sky or Dirt.