In what might be the charity auction items of the year, the Kardashians are auctioning off the chance to be their opponents in a charity boxing match. Obviously, this will not just be for charity, but also publicity. In taking part in a boxing match, you will be a part of reality TV show Keeping up with the Kardashians.

According to the auction website: “TKO Boxing and PR Entertainment, Inc presents the ‘Kardashian Charity Knock Out’. This is your chance to step into the ring and duke it out with your favorite Keeping up With The Kardashians cast member, Kim for a good cause. Kim, Khloe, Bruce, Rob, and Scott are looking for you to raise money for their favorite charity, The Dream Foundation. Winners will box the Kardashians cast at the Commerce Casino on November 3rd for a televised taping of ‘Keeping Up with The Kardashians.”

Kim, Khloe, and Rob Kardashian, Scott Disick, and Olympic hero turned zero Bruce Jenner are all auctioning off boxing matches.

Having deep pockets is not the only requirement to join the Kardashian Charity Knock Out. Winners must also pass a “violent criminal background check”, psych test, and give up their week (conveniently centered around Halloween).

Licensed armatures and pro boxers are prohibited from joining (like anyone wants to see Laila Ali fight Khloe).

One last interesting rule, you can only fight someone who is:
A) your gender
B) within five years of your age
C) within 5 lbs. of your weight.

What is interesting, all fighters will be weighed in for this fight, so we will actually get to see the Kardashian girls’ true weight.

Interested in fighting? Here are the options (based on weight, age, and gender):

Kim Kardashian-

29 years old, 5′2″, 116 lbs.

Khloe Kardashian-

25 years old, 5′8″, 155 lbs.

Scott Disick-

No age given, 160 lbs.

Bruce Jenner-

60 years old, 6′2, 192 lbs.

Rob Kardashian-

24 years old, 6′, 187 lbs.

I can’t believe that the only thing preventing Khloe and Scott from fighting is the gender rule. These two both fall within the weight requirement for the fight.

It will be interesting to see Kim get on the scale. She has reportedly used Quick Trim to recently lose 6 lbs. Guess Quick Trim’s side effects of diarrhea, irregular heartbeat, insomnia, vomiting, headache, dizziness, and raised blood pressure were worth getting in fighting shape.

Here are the current best bids on each match, with a link to the auction site:

Box Kim $275

Box Khloe $250

Box Scott $357

Box Bruce $250

Box Rob $0

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