NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield recently tested positive for methamphetamines during a random drug test at Richmond International Raceway and honestly who can blame him?! NASCAR is a boring ass sport that consists mostly of 500 laps around an oval track, making nothing but left turns. Personally I think that drugs would actually make NASCAR more watchable! Every race drivers should get a choice of smoking weed, snorting cocaine or pounding a case of beer, because at least that way the drivers would get a chance to experience what it’s like to be a fan of NASCAR.

If you missed Game 1 of the Lakers-Magic Final last night, you missed a game that started well and then slowly devolved into a sleeper. The chatter on InGameNow was continuous, though, with plenty of buzz from fans sounding off. One user was even checking in online because his girl was in labor (don’t worry, we won’t tell).

Here are the Top 10 highlights on InGameNow from last night’s Game 1:

@toku97 - True… his other championships wouldn’t have been won without Shaq.. that will always be the argument if he doesn’t win one on his own!
uofmfan(29)

(Still During the first Q)
The ironic part is that LA has home court “advantage”….don’t they?
Vicksnewpuppy(50)

Or maybe Orlando play better when they are in a city that doesn’t suck.
Vicksnewpuppy(50)

@waynechrebet - Has Bynum ever really been that good? Hasn’t everyone just been waiting for him to get good? Has it happened yet?
Vicksnewpuppy(50)

@purpleandgold!! — dude this is BASKETBALL not football and yea I bet ur a bandwagon to the lakers too
GO MAGIC12(521)

@go MAGIC12 — excuse me, but I’m not a dude. I shave my legs and I wear mascara so yeah I’m pretty sure of THAT. Also just because you fail to see…
purpleandgold!!(4100)

The lakers talent does NOT mean u get to accuse me of jumping on some bandwagon!
purpleandgold!!(4100)

@go MAGIC12- haha dont question our fan base. Where were the Magic fans before this run??
ne1255(1)

and I’ve been a magic fan before stan vangundy was even head coach
GO MAGIC12(521)

I m missing the game my girl is in labor
ihatepierce(8566)

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Hey all you bandwagon Red Sox fans, I know most of you have only been fans for the past 2-5 years but why not celebrate your fickleness and the fact that you ABANDONED your home town team by buying yourself one of these Boston Red Sox Watermelon Scratch-n-Sniff Cap’s! It’s pink, it’s adjustable and it’ll give you something to change the subject with when people try and talk baseball with you!

Poor Dirk Nowitzki, it’s bad enough that the Mavericks have enough bad contracts wasted on overpaid players that they’ll never win a title while he’s on the team, but now his ex-stripper and tranny look-a-like fiancée, Cristal Taylor announced from JAIL that she is PREGNANT with the Mavericks star’s child. WOW! Dirk picks women like his buddy Mark Cuban picks free agents! Welcome to the wonderful world of NBA baby mama drama Dirk! “The N-B-A, where Amazing Happens.”

InGameNow just launched our Fan Page on Facebook. So, since you like to talk smack on your iphone apps and the website, we’re making it easy for you to do it in yet another forum. See it here:

Watch an intramural basketball game go south, dude drops a spinning back kick against his opponent.