New York Tabloids have recently linked starlet Kate Hudson to Yankee star Alex Rodriguez. Rumor has it that the reason that A-Rod has been missing games with a case of “fatigue” is because he’s been burning the midnight oil with Hudson. That’s gotta piss off New Yorkers seeing as how the Yankees are paying Rodriguez 33 million dollars and everyone knows that for half that amount they could distract Hudson with some shitty B movie (where she’ll probably show her boobs) and let A-Rod focus on whipping the Red Sox.

Now as I get down off my soap box I think it’s a good time to mention that the College World Series is going on in Omaha, Nebraska! So why am I excited? It’s not because I give a crap about who wins the College World Series, it’s because it means that baseball fans will be treated to TWO WEEKS of Erin Andrews at the College World Series!!

Seattle Mariners OF Ichiro Suzuki is the happiest he’s been since 2001, when he won the AL MVP and Rookie of the Year, and the team won 116 games. He has 10 stolen bases and 5 homers, with a .354 average. But his happiness goes deeper than any statistics. Because he finally has a friend.

Now that Sammy Sosa’s name became just another one of the 104 “protected” names of players who tested positive, as SI.com reported, I decided to take a look back at that infamous Congressional Hearing in 2005. What has happened to everyone since that on Thursday, March 17, that would change the sport of baseball as we know it forever?

So it is official: Legendary baseball great Sammy Sosa tested positive for performance enhancement drugs in 2003 according to a report from the New York Times.

NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield recently tested positive for methamphetamines during a random drug test at Richmond International Raceway and honestly who can blame him?! NASCAR is a boring ass sport that consists mostly of 500 laps around an oval track, making nothing but left turns. Personally I think that drugs would actually make NASCAR more watchable! Every race drivers should get a choice of smoking weed, snorting cocaine or pounding a case of beer, because at least that way the drivers would get a chance to experience what it’s like to be a fan of NASCAR.