Hey all you bandwagon Red Sox fans, I know most of you have only been fans for the past 2-5 years but why not celebrate your fickleness and the fact that you ABANDONED your home town team by buying yourself one of these Boston Red Sox Watermelon Scratch-n-Sniff Cap’s! It’s pink, it’s adjustable and it’ll give you something to change the subject with when people try and talk baseball with you!

Currently, the Dads and Grads Online Auction is raising money for “our love for all the dads in our lives with the recognition that our future depends on the success of our recent grads.” In our minds, this is a perfect cause to auction off a date with Anna Kournikova!

MMA fighter Kevin Casey debuted his single, No Surrender. Professional douche Spencer Pratt can be found in the background of the video.

Here’s something you don’t see everyday: A dude with no arms or legs trying to grapple somebody. Enter Kyle Maynard: an MMA fighter who was born without any limbs beyond the stubs that stop before his elbows and knees. That’s right: MMA fighter. He briefly played high school football, before moving on to wrestling where he went 50-0 through high school.

Over the weekend, he fought in his first MMA fight against Brian Frye. Now, I’m not exactly sure how this fight was supposed to work. Grappling is hard enough without hands, but he has to get close enough first. Every charge he makes looks like the Exorcist girl doing the spider walk. See the entire fight after the jump:

ABC announced this week that they’re bringing back The Superstars; a short-lived 70s TV show that pitted the day’s top athletes competing in other sports. The new version will have teams with athletes paired with celebrities, and both members of each team will be supposedly out of their element.

We did a little research and found a clip from the inaugural episode of The Superstars, which featured a heat of 50m Freestyle where Joe Frazier successfully reinforces any and all stereotypes about black people and swimming. This naturally yields the next question: what are some of the greatest multisport failures of all time?

Here are the ones where we could find video evidence:

Ken Shamrock tested positive for 19-Norandrosterone, 19-Noretiocholanolone and Stanozolol. The UFC Hall of Famer has been suspended for one year after the California State Athletic Commission found that Shamrock was roiding for his fight with Ross Clifton.