NASCAR driver Jeremy Mayfield recently tested positive for methamphetamines during a random drug test at Richmond International Raceway and honestly who can blame him?! NASCAR is a boring ass sport that consists mostly of 500 laps around an oval track, making nothing but left turns. Personally I think that drugs would actually make NASCAR more watchable! Every race drivers should get a choice of smoking weed, snorting cocaine or pounding a case of beer, because at least that way the drivers would get a chance to experience what it’s like to be a fan of NASCAR.

“No, no, he didn’t slam you, he didn’t bump you, he didn’t nudge you… he *rubbed* you. And rubbin, son, is racin’” - Robert Duval in Days of Thunder

Bringing this blockbuster movie line to the raceway has cost Dale Earnhardt Jr. a six race suspension from NASCAR officials. Earnhardt Jr. and Casey Mears engaged in some good old fashioned ‘rubibn’ on the Phoenix International Raceway recently.

Seal and Heidi Klum are expecting their third child together. This will be Heidi Klum’s fourth child. Her first kid was with racing kingpin Flavio Briatore.

These once stellar athletes enjoyed life in the spotlight. Now that shinning star has been extinguished and they are left picking up the pieces and remembering the glory days of being at the top of their game.

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Pro Golfer Anna Rawson was recently added to the GoDaddy team. With a stable of sexy spokes models, InGameNow wants to know who is the Hottest Go Daddy Girl?

February is the most boring month in the sporting world……Can we come up with a new sport that has something exciting going on? Literally Sports Center is showing garbage clips praying March comes as soon as possible.