New York Tabloids have recently linked starlet Kate Hudson to Yankee star Alex Rodriguez. Rumor has it that the reason that A-Rod has been missing games with a case of “fatigue” is because he’s been burning the midnight oil with Hudson. That’s gotta piss off New Yorkers seeing as how the Yankees are paying Rodriguez 33 million dollars and everyone knows that for half that amount they could distract Hudson with some shitty B movie (where she’ll probably show her boobs) and let A-Rod focus on whipping the Red Sox.

Reigning grass champion Rafael Nadal withdrew his bid for a repeat Wimbledon championship citing tendinitis in his knees. He stated after the French he would play if he was 100% and after losing a few matches on grass including one today, he is not ready to return to the sport that is killing his knees.

This fan nearly gave Roger Federer a heart attack as he came on the court with a large towel waving it like a bull-fighter in front of a bull. Was Roger the bull or was the act to remind him of Rafael Nadal?

The dream has worn off for Robin Soderling of Sweden at the 2009 French Open Champion as Roger Federer has finally won the French Open and tied Pete Sampras’s record of 14 Grand Slam wins. He beat Soderling in straight sets 6-1, 7-6, 6-4. After last year’s beat down by world number 1 Rafael Nadal, Roger can feel good about playing a different opponent, of which his record against anyone but Nadal is blemish free in Grand Slam championship matches.

Svetlana Kuznetsova is the new French Open Champion overcoming her recent stigma of never closing the championship match when ahead, she beat the world #1 Dinara Safina in straight sets. Safina disappointedly double faulted on championship point.